Back from the motherland
Well folks I'm back in the UK after a mission and a half getting to and enjoying Germany. The trip started with me sleeping through my first flight and having to buy a second ticket (which was at a great price thanks to the fucking World Cup semi-finals) but I did end up making it there and had a pretty good time. A few thoughts on Germany and why I'll never go back...
Firstly: the GBF, or German Bum Factor. This is what Sea Bass attributes to the number of incredibly hot women in Germany. I'm sure everyone knows this but Germany has probably the hottest women/men in the world. It sounds great but after two or three days you actually crave imperfection in the people around you. I actually ended up with a repetive strain disorder in my neck from turning to look at all the women. This sounds like it would be great if it wasn't for the fact that they all know it. I can't exagerate the arrogance of the Germans. Also on this catagory, they wear incredibly little to the beach. I don't mind the boobies staring back at you from the beach but the over abundance of banna hammocks was a little too much.
Secondly: There really isn't anything particularly interesting about Berlin. Okay, it is a pretty nice looking city but that is about all it has going for it. The architecture is quite cool but so would any city if it had been rebuilt completely in the past 60 years. To top that off the best clubs in Berlin are apparently for Germans only!!! Sea Bass told me that he and his mates had been turned away from clubs for being "foreigners" and that just accentuates the arrogance of the German people (see point 1). All in all the only thing about Berlin that I really liked was seeing the Bass again and I guess that is enough.
Lastly: The pornography that is everywhere. I think nudity and sexuality is healthy and I think that most societies put a bit too much accent on hiding the fact that we have sex however the Germans make it a bit more obvious than the rest of the world. Sea Bass's discovery of the infamous German schiezen (not sure that is spelled right) videos proves this fact. They really do make videos about people POOING ON EACH OTHER!!! That's not right. Humourously this was Sea Bass's first ever trip to a porn store and he chose a GERMAN FETISH SHOP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA He'll probably never be able to look at a German person that same way again and he'll certainly never go into a porn shop again.
Right, so those are the reasons that kinda put me off Germany, tomorrow I'll post the things that I enjoyed about my trip and I will hopefully get some pics up.
Auf Weidershein all.
Firstly: the GBF, or German Bum Factor. This is what Sea Bass attributes to the number of incredibly hot women in Germany. I'm sure everyone knows this but Germany has probably the hottest women/men in the world. It sounds great but after two or three days you actually crave imperfection in the people around you. I actually ended up with a repetive strain disorder in my neck from turning to look at all the women. This sounds like it would be great if it wasn't for the fact that they all know it. I can't exagerate the arrogance of the Germans. Also on this catagory, they wear incredibly little to the beach. I don't mind the boobies staring back at you from the beach but the over abundance of banna hammocks was a little too much.
Secondly: There really isn't anything particularly interesting about Berlin. Okay, it is a pretty nice looking city but that is about all it has going for it. The architecture is quite cool but so would any city if it had been rebuilt completely in the past 60 years. To top that off the best clubs in Berlin are apparently for Germans only!!! Sea Bass told me that he and his mates had been turned away from clubs for being "foreigners" and that just accentuates the arrogance of the German people (see point 1). All in all the only thing about Berlin that I really liked was seeing the Bass again and I guess that is enough.
Lastly: The pornography that is everywhere. I think nudity and sexuality is healthy and I think that most societies put a bit too much accent on hiding the fact that we have sex however the Germans make it a bit more obvious than the rest of the world. Sea Bass's discovery of the infamous German schiezen (not sure that is spelled right) videos proves this fact. They really do make videos about people POOING ON EACH OTHER!!! That's not right. Humourously this was Sea Bass's first ever trip to a porn store and he chose a GERMAN FETISH SHOP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA He'll probably never be able to look at a German person that same way again and he'll certainly never go into a porn shop again.
Right, so those are the reasons that kinda put me off Germany, tomorrow I'll post the things that I enjoyed about my trip and I will hopefully get some pics up.
Auf Weidershein all.
posted by summerland2626 at 7/09/2006 10:32:00 am
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