Travel Advisory

Party Tricks

If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd work.

An Enviromental Moment

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Go on, think about it.